Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
Sirius sassmaster Black
Now I want to do this.
lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb
This guy. Is. Amazing.
My first thought on this isn’t even the fact that this woman has an incredibly nice butt, it’s how freaking difficult that glitter is going to be to get off. I feel bad for her… haha
Mother of god. Dat booty.
hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN
This relationship? I mean if you’re into being sold to a man who’s abusive and rapes you but eventually learns to love you, then yes. This relationship.
“Drogo leads Daenerys off to consummate the marriage. A thirteen-year-old girl who had been abused by her brother for most of her life and had been given no say in the marriage, Daenerys is terrified of her bridegroom and expects to be raped. Despite his fierce reputation, however, Drogo proves to be a surprisingly considerate lover. Although he and Dany share no common language, he establishes that he understood the word “no,” then begins touching her gently. He does not begin to have intercourse with her until Dany expresses her consent and initiates it. This tender wedding night set the tone for their marriage, which becomes a remarkably happy one.”
I haven’t gotten into Game of Thrones, but I hear this is one of the differences from the Television show and Novels that some people got annoyed/mad about.
I haven’t read the books (yet) but even I’m pissed off about that difference.
If you’re going to commit cannibalism, I’d rather you do it in the house.
this is officially my favourite fandom on tumblr
Damn, I love Tumblr. I’ve missed you, old friend.